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ADULTING IS BULLSHIT DISH TOWEL

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Hang them over anything you want to secure them to and pull through loop. They HANG TIGHT! You not only have a towel that stays in place, but one that looks amazing in your home! 100% Cotton Premium Flour Sack fabric -- there is a difference! Functional Hang Tight Towel® Loop -- no more picking up towels from the floor! Super Absorbent -- yeah... we wanted them to actually work! Hemmed on ALL FOUR SIDES -- because we're just classy like that! Generous in size, measures approx. 26"x 26" -- great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! All are pre-washed, and lint free The more you use, the softer they get!

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