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EAT NAKED CARD

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Celebrate the most important people in your life with the best-selling Positively Green line of cards, which feature beautiful illustrations, thoughtful quotations, and a helpful green tip—plus a portion of your purchase goes directly to organizations that protect the environment. Measures: 4.25”W x 5.38”H. Plain white envelope.

THEY SAY A GREAT WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT IS TO EAT NAKED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR.
Inside: That doesn't work, by the way. And, consequently, I'm no longer welcome at Target.

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