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FIRST CHILD SOAP

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You just had to have your own soap.

Well, it's only natural that you should get a soap. You were first, right? You're the eldest. The most important. And... the undeniable guinea pig, the one who is the most responsible, and the one who MUST succeed at all costs. No pressure there, right? Brand-New Everything (Wintergreen) scented.

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