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MIDDLE CHILD CANDLE

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Who are you again?

The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are #1. my older siblings and #2. my dumb parents. And I haven't even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Oy.


Purple Haze (Grape) Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours

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