TEA TOWEL: I'M SORRY, DID I JUST ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD?

About my towels:
approx 30"x30"
pre washed / pre shrunk
bright white w black print
heavy weight
highly absorbent
100% cotton
durable
quick drying
lint-free
hemmed all 4 sides
gets better with every wash!
...and...
Professionally silk-screened, which means you can wash & dry without peeling or cracking!
EVERYTHING A PREMIUM TOWEL SHOULD BE.